$5.95
CATS UNITE! After considerable back-channel negotiation, Scratch Out Hate has gained access to secret technology to create the world’s first hand-held Feline Grade Space Laser. Our dual-function laser converts broad-spectrum sunshine into a super-bright 650 NM LED beam. While other Frazzledrip lasers spark forest fires, our feline Space Laser eviscerate ignorance, lies, and tyranny up to 500 yards. Powerful ‘love’ energy is stored within an environment-friendly, long-lasting lithium battery. The attached swivel keychain clips easily to any spacesuit or civilian gear.
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MGT-WTF FELINE SPACE LASER
* Laser may be slightly different than the image shown
| Weight | 3 oz |
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| Dimensions | 2.25 × .375 × .375 in |
| Laser Wavelength | About 650 NM/500 yards |
| Material | Metal |