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CAT SCRATCHER FOR COVID RELIEF
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DOUBLE-WIDE & DOUBLE-SIDED • PATENT-PENDING
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Love Not Hate Makes America Great

RIGHTS TAKE MIGHT

We donate to COVID relief
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Every. Single. Scratch.

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COVID effects us all

We made it count in 2020 and will continue to
support progressive movements that
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(Because Mexico won’t pay for these either)