Introducing the MTG-WTF Space Laser!
Our Cat Lasers Eviscerate Hate, Lies, & Tyranny – Buy Now
100% SUSTAINABLE • ORGANIC CATNIP TOY SURPRISE INSIDE
DOUBLE-WIDE & DOUBLE-SIDED • PATENT-PENDING
WOMEN-OWNED • CRAFTED WITH LOVE IN U.S.A.
POWERING THE CAUSES YOU CARE ABOUT WITH
EVERY. SINGLE. SCRATCH.
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Scratch Out COVID$20.21 -
Scratch Out Hate – Liar In Chief$20.21 -
Scratch Out Hate – Mad Dog$20.21 -
Pussy Scratches Back$20.21
Cat scratchers for $20.21
(Because Mexico won’t pay for these either)
Scratch Out Scratchers 101
RIGHTS TAKE MIGHT
We donate to cat rescues, COVID relief, and the causes you care about with
Every. Single. Scratch.
NASTY WOMEN MAKE (HER)STORY
We made it count in 2020 and will continue to
support progressive movements that
fight hate and lies
NO PLANET B
Our patent-pending cat scratchers
are locally-crafted from recycled & sustainable materials.
100% cat, human, & planet safe
OUR CAT SCRATCHERS DRIVE IMPACT
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Scratch Out COVID$20.21
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Scratch Out Hate – Liar In Chief$20.21
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Scratch Out Hate – Mad Dog$20.21
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Pussy Scratches Back$20.21