Time To Update Your Scratcher!

Liar-In-Chief & Pussy Scratches Back
NEED TO BE UPDATED Immediately!
5 easy steps:

1 – Grab Sharpie
2 – After “Scratch” write “ed” OR change “Scratches” to “Scratched”
3 – Pour Cocktail
4 – Cuddle Pussy Cat
5 – Savor Victory